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Cold Blooded - out now!
Things might've gone well … if they weren't ambushed on their first night.
When an unsanctioned mission to depose a tyrant king goes catastrophically wrong, Raike finds himself having to use every trick he knows to get the people he was hired to protect back home before it's too late. |
"Heart-felt, hilarious, and very tongue-in-cheek. I can't wait to play me in the Broadway production."
LUCIFER "KILL HIM!" MACBETH "I don't usually drink that much." LITTLE JOHN |
"What kind of idiot listens to a recommendation from Satan?"
KINGSTON RAINE "You think that's bad? I owe him a favour." JOANNA YORK "Bring me an aromatherapist!" LUCIFER |
"It's rare to find a comedy of errors that blends so well with the British sense of bravura and defeatism."
SOCRATES "I don't think anyone says 'arena of chaos' in this book." RUFUS "One cup of flour, one cup of milk, one egg, and a pinch of salt. Whisk vigorously, then pour onto a lightly oiled and very hot frying pan. Serve with a squeeze of lemon juice and a sprinkle of sugar." LITTLE JOHN |
"Why the hell was I not mentioned on the last of the rear book?"
LUCIFER "That little twerp just called me a Proci." LITTLE JOHN "Oh my god, you have a teacup pig!" JOANNA YORK |
"I have never been more jealous of a rival's book than this one."
DON KEATON "Under no circumstance are you to mention any of this to Kingston Raine." DEATH "For the record, I only possessed you a little bit." LUCIFER |