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Last Words out now!
Dear all paranoid Internet conspiracy websites: explain to me what the hell is going on in this world. Yesterday I went to bed and everything was fine.
Now there are zombies. The US is bombing everything in sight, the dead are talking back to people, and every time I try to head home I seem to end up going farther away than when I started! |
"Heart-felt, hilarious, and very tongue-in-cheek. I can't wait to play me in the Broadway production."
LUCIFER "KILL HIM!" MACBETH "I don't usually drink that much." LITTLE JOHN |
"What kind of idiot listens to a recommendation from Satan?"
KINGSTON RAINE "You think that's bad? I owe him a favour." JOANNA YORK "Bring me an aromatherapist!" LUCIFER |
"It's rare to find a comedy of errors that blends so well with the British sense of bravura and defeatism."
SOCRATES "I don't think anyone says 'arena of chaos' in this book." RUFUS "One cup of flour, one cup of milk, one egg, and a pinch of salt. Whisk vigorously, then pour onto a lightly oiled and very hot frying pan. Serve with a squeeze of lemon juice and a sprinkle of sugar." LITTLE JOHN |
"Why the hell was I not mentioned on the last of the rear book?"
LUCIFER "That little twerp just called me a Proci." LITTLE JOHN "Oh my god, you have a teacup pig!" JOANNA YORK |
